aw, see? real life friends, probably.
I actually am writing – I don’t know if I should talk about this, but I’ve already started this sentence – I have sold an idea to a little company called ABC (I’m With Stupid), and that idea consists of Ryan Hansen and myself playing friends on it. I’m in the process of writing the script with Justin Adler, and if things go well and ABC likes it, we may actually get to move forward in the process. But nothing could come of it as well.
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Martin Starr (x) i would watch a show about martin starr and ryan hansen being friends. i like to pretend they are friends in real life. |
Megan Mullally & Lizzy Caplan @ Sundance speak to MTV about the Party Down movie
wait is this a joke???????? how have i not heard about a party down MOVIE?? are you kidding me!!!! also, is nick offerman a secret hipster?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you’re from the Twin Cities when…
you remember when you could leave letters at the elf house on the path going around Lake Harriet, and expect a response.
that’s right, i’m creeping on the lake harriet tag in the hopes of finding new tumblr friends to live with me near the lakes/uptown this spring.
but also, aww the elf house!
after 5 minutes of surfing craigslist
i have found two gorgeous duplex houses near lake harriet and lake calhoun for about $500 a person (one is 3 bedroom the other is 2),
i need to find one or two people to move into one of these places with me this spring!
where are my twin cities tumblr pals?!
so i just asked my mom
“ikea has four-poster bed frames, but is that too…childish?”
and she goes, “no! you can get a four-poster as an adult! although, boys aren’t going to want to sleep in it, all that chiffony, girly business”
(can she read minds????)
but i don’t want it to be chiffony/”girly business”
but i do want to fuck people in it, so…..
at least i have all winter/spring to decide.
real talk: home furnishing addition
as an adult, do you find the prospect of sex in a four-poster bed
a) off-putting, you are a grown ass woman, get a grown ass bed
b) luxurious, scrooge mcduck had that shit maaade
c) confusing, what is this hogwarts??
i just typed ‘netflix’ into the netflix search bar
it’s too early for this shit, claire get online already!!!
(watching frida while i wait)
i was in my bed last night trying to fall asleep and britney spears popped into my head. my thoughts as i was drifting off to sleep were something like,
“wasn’t britney spears like 16 yrs old when she became famous? she was super sexualized then by the media and her team of people and then her fans. but i didn’t realize that because i was a kid. miley cyrus got really sexualized around the same age as britney spears but i am noticing it because i am not a kid. i wonder what i would’ve thought about britney spears if i was 22 in 1999. i wonder what it’s like to be sexualized like that in public by million of fans instead of just being a 16 yr old girl wearing target underwear masturbating in your bedroom thinking about some crush you have. and to be harassed on such a global scale instead of being harassed on a smaller scale? i mean obviously it doesn’t feel good to be sexually harassed anyway no matter the scale but how do these celebrities deal with it? like, do you think some of them have secret blogs on the internet and change the details so they can just get it out into the world?
…baby one more time was a really cute video………..
remember when that one nobody girl got to remake it on that one godawful mtv show?
you know britney spears is a PERFORMER
she is a shit singer
and that’s why lana del ray makes me yawn right now because she is just as good as britney in terms of singing skills, looks, managing team, etc. but she is a really shit performer. but she only just started and britney was probably really whack in the beginning too. although she’s been in tha game since she was a kid. lana probably has really catchy songs. i am hating now but you know the radio is gonna do me in soon. i’ll be singing her shit in no time. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE A TEAM TELL YOU WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS? AND HOW TO DRESS? AND WHAT TO SING?
and i would not pay to see britney spears now because she isn’t even a good performer anymore.
like her dancers outshine her and it’s like okay you can’t sing
you can’t dance anymore
why would i pay to see your backup dancers and some shiny set? IM HERE FOR BRITNEY.
oh my god it’s 4am why why why why are these thoughts happening?????????????????”
